12 things postpartum doulas do

1. She'll snuggle your baby while you sleep/shower/eat.
2. She'll support you while you nurse/feed your baby.
3. She'll rub your feet.
4. She'll change diapers and baby clothes.
5. She'll put nice, clean sheets on your bed and wash the dirty ones.
6. She'll make you food. (see number 1)
7. She'll get you a tissue when you cry and she'll listen and understand.
8. She'll help you with your other child/ren so you can have some time with your new baby.
9. She'll reassure you when your baby does 'that weird thing'.
10. She'll help you put together your pump and figure out how it works.
11. She'll help you decide what baby carrier works best for you and your family so you can wear your baby in style.
12. She won't judge you when you eat a cupcake all by yourself in your car...and she'll even help you destroy the evidence so your partner doesn't know you forgot to get one for him. 

Because you deserve to eat a damn cupcake in the car by yourself.